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April Now in Morning Clad – This Week’s Links
Everybody damned to turn the awful spinning wheel.
A Power Not Seen for Thousands of Years – This Week’s Links
How come I shoot the dead? That’s a silly question.
Beware the Ides of March – This Week’s Links
After a three-year search we have finally hired a TikTok czar to an ironclad lifetime contract. Now to look at the news while I merge into traffic.
Winds of March – This Week’s Links
“To my successors, I leave… these links!” (All the lawyers oooohh.)
Second Verse, Same As The First – This Week’s Links
Eight and a half weeks… I’m no Mickey Rourke.
Xmas in February – This Week’s Links
“Who’s a good boy?” The dog transforms into news links. “Holy SHIT.”
Valentine’s Day Is Over – This Week’s Links
THIS IS THE CIA, I COMMAND YOU TO CLICK THE ABOVE LINK, THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS THIS.
Friday Night’s A Great Night (For Football) – This Week’s Links
The Super Bowl is this weekend?! Pilot, turn this jet around!
Over The Land Freckled With Snow – This Week’s Links
Call the cops! No, not those cops; the news cops. No, not those news cops; the cops that congratulate you on reading the news. You’ve got a citation coming.
Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out – This Week’s Links
Bought myself some new pants at the Tedrick Street dump.
A Hazy Shade of Winter – This Week’s Links
After the storm a couple of guys from down south came out of the building like “look at all this goddamn snow.” I turned on my car to heat the windshield, and they started taking selfies in the glow of the lheadlights.
You’re My January Friend – This Week’s Links
A new year… the perfect time to settle old scores! (Unsubscribes from grocery store mailing list.)
Deep Pan, Crisp, and Even – This Week’s Links
The last links of the year?! Don’t worry, we’ll be back again before you know it…
Turkey I’m On Your Side – This Week’s Links
I would never cancel the noble pig, an intelligent and delicious beast.
As Dark As December – This Week’s Links
Barking Dogs Jingle Bells is the worst holiday classic at the strip club.
Back to December – This Week’s Links
(Christmastime awe washes over my face) Look at all these links! (A toy train toots thru a gingerbread house)
I Went Down to Buy a Turkey Tree – This Week’s Links
The news post is taking Black Friday off… it’s ok, nothing’s gonna happen but DEALS.
Golden Lawns, Village Green – This Week’s Links
I’m feeling better, thanks for asking! It’s great to see the world rumbling along regardless of my participation.
November Has Come – This Week’s Links
Got the bug at a Halloween party last weekend, and honestly it’s what I deserve for socializing.
Lost in the Shadows – This Week’s Links
“I’m here to deliver smiles.” I perform my katana routine to volcanic applause.
These Are The Damned – This Week’s Links
“Even though the ideal is high, I never give in,” I whisper, switching to Bluesky Social.
DJ Please, Pick Up Your Phone – This Week’s Links
What, I’m at a funeral… no, NOT for my career in writing excerpt text…