Once again, another week of comics news has arrived: reader, which story while you click on solely for the purpose of the intoxicating rage its narrative will provide? It’s a personal question that only you can answer, with that answer laying beyond the risen shore: begin your journey to truth now.
It’s Friday: you made it. From here on out, smooth sailing–you’ve just got one last task before you. Take a deep breath. Situate your ass between its cheeks. Now get to clicking. The comics news awaits!
Information: it’s what you want, and it’s been guaranteed. But what kind, you ask? What kind of information do we have at hand? Information about comics, the kind you ingest with your eyes, after using your fingers to click. Step up and begin: the attainment of knowledge awaits!
The news is coming in hot, and these days, they might try to steal it from you AFTER it’s been served: so get to clicking before it’s too late. Clark has it broken down into categories like reviews, news, interviews–and when it comes to prioritization, pal, you better just take all of it. Safety in numbers!
The news–news born and devoted to the subject of comics–returns to you in its purest form: via the linkage of Clark’s nimble fingers. Imagine yourself fired across the cylinders of time, reading the reviews, news and interviews that make up this thing we study. Learning begins now!
2021 is off to a roaring start, and who knows what news stories will attempt to stand between you and your comics awareness? Arm yourself with the links you need to stay informed about the sequential narrative you remain obsessed with: and then arm yourself again, with petulance!
Will Clark be able to find his way through the Bernie-memes and uncover this week’s comics news, reviews and interviews? Hell, should he? You’ll be on pins and needles all morning as soon as you…get to clicking!
Beginnings. Endings. Awards. Lists. Talking. Comics. Words. Periods After Words. Underlined words and phrases. The comics news has arrived! Clark is ready to send you out, shooting through the tubes, so that you may rest yourself upon it!
It’s a New Year, and that means it’s time for a New Roundup of all the New News: buddy, some of it is good. You just have to focus on the comics end of the stick!
It’s Clark’s last round-up of links for 2020: let’s close out this year by catching up on all the comics news, comics reviews and comics–stuff, you know, things that don’t fit in the first two categories. “Comic book stuff”. Click away!
This week may be missing bonehead corporate moves, but there’s plenty of good comics news to assuage the loss: get you some links, so you’ll be all caught up. Clark has you covered!
December has begun, and the comics news shows no sign of slowing down: you’ll have to board this train while it remains in motion. Allow Clark to provide the footholds, via the power of links!
Comics are an artform, pal: which means they don’t stop being a thing because a bunch of Americans are jerk-jawing turkey legs! Clark’s here, and the news came with him. Get to clicking if being informed means a dang thing to you!
Stuck inside for the duration? Never fear: let the nimble links to comics news, reviews and interviews provided by Clark send you spiraling across the spheres, learning and laughing as you go. You have the power!
It’s time to say goodbye to another 2020 week: as per usual, it was packed with comics: be they news, be they blues, be they interviews. Clark is here with a roundup of links to send you off into the world more informed than you were before. Let the reading begin!
There was news this week that had nothing to do with the news: the comics news, friend! There were reviews, interviews, promotional efforts wearing the cloak of news, and they all had some connection to one of your top five favorite art forms. Clark’s got the links!
Clark is here to close out the week with all the comics news, interviews and reviews that gets published the week before, you know, the week that is coming up. Good luck everybody!
You can’t stop the news, even if you try really, really hard, even if it is bad for you and you ask for help. So why not focus on the part of the news wherein you can have dominion: the comics news? Get started here, with all the links you’ll ever need!
While the world continues its inexorable slide, comics keeps doing its version of violins on the Titanic. No, no one is interested in the “real story” of what happened back then: we’re here for Clark to tell us about all the reviews, news and interviews from the past week, pal!
As we roll into another weekend, Clark’s here with all the links to the world of comics: their reviews, their interviews, their announcements of transmedia intellectual property development and how this benefits people financially and is therefore a moral good that you cannot rankle at, no matter how distasteful you find its participants. Also: super-heroes!
Will there ever be news again? Oh buster: of course there will be! Why, here’s a whole week’s worth of it to sink your teeth into, and it’s all about comics, comic books, and things that are comics but other people call “properties” or “content”, while blood pours out of their eyes! Click away!
This week, Clark links to it all–the good writing and the other writing, the creative thoughts and the rote enthusiasm: your comics house has many rooms, and some of them feature food served via trough. Excelsior!
It’s time to check in for your weekly dose of comics news and links: there’s a lot of shows to catch up on, new pieces of writing on old pieces of comics, and Clark’s found it all–no stone is unturned. In fact, if you believe you’ve got an unturned stone: you’re a filthy liar!
Clark’s collection of comics news & reviews this week inadvertently makes the case that certain people in comics–a large number of them–might benefit from examining the oldest of mysteries: “looking at a calendar”.
