Now We Know The Price Tag On Your Esteem
The opinions you’ve been waiting for on Lucas, brainwashing, and Marc Silvestri.
Comics of the Weak
“Success In Market Terms Justifies and Validates Anything, Replacing All Theories”
Streamlined comics reviews: Julia Wertz, Osamu Tezuka, Punisher, Iron Man, Hulk.
A Horse, A Horse, My Kingdom For A Horse, Please Make It A Horse That I Can Have Sex With
A look back at the Pogo Riot of 1952—plus a bunch of lousy comics.
From The People Who Normalized Obesity, We Bring You
Osamu Tezuka and Jason Aaron and mission statements. And a special guest turn from Joe McCulloch.
The Week In Which I Read And Liked A Lot Of Terrible Comics Instead Of Building Stories, Which Is Just Sitting Right Here Being Gloomy
Grant Morrison three ways, Garth Ennis two, Mark Millar one.
Topical Reference To Clint Eastwood Designed To Appeal To Target Audience
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these comic-book gossip-mongers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
Three More Raymond Carver References And I’ll Win Those Tickets To Cancun
These things take time.
Eroticism, In That Sense, Betrays Nostalgia For Continuity
Red Tornado tackles racial issues, and Abhay remembers DC remembering Joe Kubert.
Somebody Let The Monkey Out The Cage
Your usual reviews, Twitter feuds, and an argument for banality?
Say Hello To Your Brother
Tucker reviews some comics, Abhay discusses controversial interviews and Tim addresses Doonsbury. All in one sunny column.
An Alternative: Something That’s Actually An Artform, Like Housepainting
Tucker’s got a new friend.
One Set Of Footprints? That’s When I Picked You Up And Twirled You Around, Kissing You All The While
Convention news, and—a change in tone?
I Read Somewhere That These Things Are Worth Money
Tucker is mellowing? Plus Comic-Con.
I’d Like To Declare My Independence From These Pants
Joe McCulloch on Ozymandius, Abhay Khosla on Marvel NOW!, and Tucker Stone works through some negative emotions.
Here’s Hoping They Buried Your Dreams With Him
Two weeks’ worth of complaining about comics in one!
It’s Never Too Late To Break Your Own Fingers, Chief
Abhay admires the latest Catwoman cover, and Tucker loses his mind again.
If I Had A Nickel For Every Time You Threatened To Kill Yourself, I Could Afford To Hire A Clown To Kill Your Entire Family
Dumb things being said on Twitter!
Wake Me Up When You’ve Impressed Somebody Who Doesn’t Want Something From You
Tucker doesn’t want to hear anyone complaining on the social media.
Avengers, Please Assemble: The Time Has Come To Hurt Sam Henderson’s Feelings
Deep thoughts about Batman.
Nope, No Need To Call That Brinks Truck
Tucker Stone’s strategy for defending Garth Ennis devolves into threats of violence, and Abhay Khosla talks MorrisonCon
If Kirby Was Still Alive, He Would Totally Have Killed Himself By Now
The comics Tucker thinks are good this week aren’t new, and the comics that are new aren’t good.
Sometimes You Just Kick Back And Watch ‘Em Drown
Exhausted by comics this week, Tucker recruits assistance from Joe McCulloch and Abhay Khosla.
